Monday, March 07, 2005

The Similarities Just Keep Growing

Ways that I'm Like Jesus:

Beard: check
Long hair: check
Ability to turn water into wine: check
Likelihood that Ian will deny me three times before the cock crows: check
Walking on water: still working on it

Had to post that. My champagne yeast just arrived, which means that my master plan to make gallons and gallons of cheap and flavorful brandy is under way.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

but are you like bono?

Matthew Rossi said...

Not exactly like Bono, no...but I'd be a whole lot more like him if someone would get me a sundae. I said a sundae! A bloody sundae!

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